Gun Ban

Yay! The gun ban is dead (sort of).

"Elmo is a couch potato."

What?

Preggo my Eggo

A parent's worst nightmare:

Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High

"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.

Porn

FRIDAY!

For the ladies.

We'll miss you, big guy.

Tim Russert Dead at 58

Ass

USA!

I'm Rich Bitch!

Booze!

The Most Expensive Spirits In The World
"Mad Dog" 20/20 - $2.89
After you've sipped on the "good stuff" all night, and all the pretentious assholes have gone home, pull this baby out of your pocket and chug down a flask of body-temperature-warm mad dog. It tastes like some weird funky juice but it gets you f'd up. Salut!

Cool Whip

G-Dub Meets PBJ

Can't beat a classic.

Know what I keep in the linin'...

Two types of dirty dancing: Grinding is explicit, but don't call it sexy

Said one young man, "Men like to dance, and women like to have sex. But neither are supposed to show it."

Dead Kid

I think many of us our thinking to ourselves, "Had that been my kid, I'd be burrying my child."

He said he wants a new place to stay. Is it too harsh to recommend a boarding school deep somewhere in a confederate state?


Have a Twinkie and a slap. (Sorta) well said.

At least he's honest.

China earthquake: Teacher admits leaving pupils behind as he fled Chinese earthquake

His explanation was simple. "I have a very strong sense of self-preservation," he said. "I have never been a brave man and I'm only really concerned about myself."

Wild Wild West

The hottest video I've seen in a while.