Duck Tales (whooo-oooooh!)

BP and Shell post big profits
in era of record oil prices

This story looked really familiar.
Then I remembered posting this in 2005.
Scrooge McDuckin'

Santa

When you answer to no one for long enough, you end up looking like this.

Roundup

I thought nerds were supposed to be smart.
Grand Theft UPS: copies of GTA
stolen en route to retailers

If my child does this, I will BEAT him/her. It;s offensive to my craft.
'LOL' slips into homework
but formal writing still valued

This is cute in the way that everyone likes to torture babies a little bit.
Babies face off in
'crying sumo' contest

No Fair?

The funny thing about this is how serious and angry the comments are.

Snatch Pops

Penis theft panic hits city

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Smile

Where the teeth bite

Cities with the Best Teeth
Rank City Name
1 Madison, WI
2 Nashville, TN
3 Raleigh, NC
4 St. Paul, MN
5 Aurora, CO

Cities with the Worst Teeth
Rank City Name
100 Lubbock, TX
99 Philadelphia, PA
98 Spokane, WA
97 Salt Lake City, UT
96 Jackson, MS

I'm Back

Vacation was great, but now I have to make for the days lost on the blog. Cue the appropriate music.

I can't believe I used to love this video.

FRIDAY!

I work late Friday so I don't get to party. Well, I could if I wasn't an old man but whatever.

To my friends who are partying, don't drink too much or else you're going home with this.


This is what Friday is about.

Get out my face!

What a waste of time.

Newseum

The Newseum:
The world's largest newsstand comes to Second LifeI think I'll check out the fake one tonight before I see the real one tomorrow.

Science

Or die tryin.

Word?

50 Cent and Universal sued for pushing "gangsta" life

"The members of G-Unit, including defendants Yayo and 50 Cent, encouraged, sanctioned, approved and condoned its members threatening violence, and or engaging in violent acts in furtherance of its business," the lawsuit said.

The 50 Cent I know fights terrorism.

50 thinks the president is "incredible ... a gangsta." "I wanna meet George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him," 50 told GQ. If the rapper's felony conviction didn't prevent him from voting, 50 said he would have voted for Bush.

See.

Big Bing on the Map

Police: Barclay secretly videotaped “100 to 500”sexual encounters with hidden camera network

The affidavit describes several such encounters with an Internet escort service known as “harrisburgfratboys.com.” Court documents indicate Barclay twice flew a 19-year-old man referred to as “W.M.” to his West Palm Beach home. During a trip last month, “W.M” told investigators that Barclay flew a male prostitute from Binghamton, N.Y., and paid that man $1,500.

I never understood the reasoning behind importing hoes. Are there not enough around that you have to bring them in by plane, train and bus?

Lions and Tigers and...

Might want to try a different advertising strategy.

Bear Spray

"You should see what I did to the bear."

Oh snap!

I mean oh sh...

Rockus the Caucus

Now ancient, but still funny to me. And Jay.

Dress Up

I don't even care about the story itself, I just think the senior citizen options is funny.

Kids' dress-up day draws Christian ire

Students at Pineview Elementary in Reedsburg had been dressing in costume all last week as part of an annual school tradition called Wacky Week. On Friday, students were encouraged to dress either as senior citizens or as members of the opposite sex.

Leetle

Tiny. Is this image insensitive?

World's smallest girl
proud of her tiny size

Roundup

Police say man
in wheelchair robbed bank

Police: Woman stabs husband
during fight over hot dogs for dinner

Clothes on (for now), gloves off
in fight over topless fishing

Class

This type of shit only happens in middle school.

Try Before You Buy

Couldn't resist this one.

Courthouse

For my journo friends.

Remember

Big ups to Rah Rah on this one.
James Earl Ray's brother claims
federal government killed Martin Luther King

A kilo is a thousand grams.

Two arrested in record cocaine haul, Philadelphia police say
The point of posting that was so I could post this.

You know you wrong.

'Whitney drove me to drugs'

"I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children."

Sexy Time

Sex therapists: a few minutes is best


It's more foreplay that you want, eh?

I pitty the fool...

April Fools' Day

The Top 10
Historical Hoaxers


Top 100 of All Time