Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tomb Raider

Lara Croft statue leads to police break-in, arrest

The first evening it was in our apartment, I got up in the middle of the night to grab a drink of water and, while disoriented in the dark, I saw what appeared to be a mutant wielding knives in the corner of my living room.

I won't lie to you. A little pee came out.

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