Nyhahaha

I don't think I have to say much more.

Tomb Raider

Lara Croft statue leads to police break-in, arrest

The first evening it was in our apartment, I got up in the middle of the night to grab a drink of water and, while disoriented in the dark, I saw what appeared to be a mutant wielding knives in the corner of my living room.

I won't lie to you. A little pee came out.

Stereotype

So you're tired of them being stereotyped as uneducated, but you acknowledge that they're not very well educated.

W.Va. governor fights 'stereotyping'

"They might not have all the diplomas hanging on the wall, but they have a Ph.D. in life."

Eep!

This one is for Sajid because I think we all miss Huey, Dewey, Louie and Jake.

FRIDAY!

Have a good weekend everyone!

Girl tragically struck with “open mouth” disease

Word!

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

David McCullough urges
grads to speak properly

Buggin'

Anyone who feels like buying me this shirt, please feel free to do so.

The Future

Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?

Frankenfoods: Six snacks prepared in the lab

Preakness

Have fun these weekend, you freakin' retards.

FRIDAY!

It's Friday and I don't have to work graveyard shift anymore. Drinks tonight baby!

Sucks to be him.


I didn't want to but I laughed at about 2:22.


The dancing chicken did it for me.

Throw some D's on it.

News you can use.

When big breasts are a big pain

Day Maker

I may be un-hip for never having seen this but it made my day.

COMEUPPANCE!!!

Hot Fiyah!

Do you ever open up the old time capsule and when some shit like this falls out you're like "I can't remember if this was supposed to be serious."


Then some shit like this falls out and you're like "When did we this Gary Coleman doll? Wait, it's not a doll. Wait again, it's not Gary Coleman."

FRIDAY!

It's been a rough week.

Electricdae

This is what girlfriends are for. Taxonomy.

Her: it would be like this: Family: Electridae, Genus: "Bose"irius, Species: subwufid

Quarter-Life Crisis

I don't really like John Mayer. Wait, stop, comeback! Truth be told, I haven't given him a chance. And it's not because I don't want to like him, I've just been too lazy to give him a good listen.

But apparently he hit the nail on the head with "Why Georgia." I personally am not moved by the song in anyway, but my friends tell me it really touched them and made them feel a way that I understand. I wouldn't say that the song describes how I feel about growing up, but I'll use it because evidently this is how my peers feel.



Dammit. Now I can't remember what this post was supposed to be about.

Weekend

This one is for the ladies.

GTA IV

I'm lazy.
GTA IV

But I will post this.

'GTA IV' could keep 'Iron Man' audience at home
"It's crazy to think that young males can't carve out two hours for 'Iron Man,' " he told EW.com. "It's going to be a great week to be a young guy."