Roundup

Big ups to Bingtown where I did my first real internship.
City man uses toilet-paper check
to try to settle water-bill dispute

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Love that chicken...
Al Copeland, a restaurateur
known for spice and speed, dies at 64

His gaudy Christmas decorations, with more than a million lights, drew crowds to his home and a lawsuit from the neighbors. His ever-more-elaborate weddings involved touches like thousands of rose petals falling from his company helicopter.

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Let's just get "nipple" in there as much as possible.
Woman says TSA forced
piercings removal

To be honest, I'm one of those guys that believes in minimal resistance to any security measure that's aimed at keep my plane in the sky. But the fact of the matter is there are just too many of these types of incidents to ignore.
It seems like the TSA has a lot of under-trained jerks in their ranks.