Anopheles

As I've gotten older, mosquitoes have liked me less and less. Or perhaps being the fat kid that I am, I've spent less time outdoors. In any case, mosquitoes this year have taken a particular liking to my hands. I'm usually pretty cool about not scratching bites, but when they're on your hands they're way more susceptible to incidental contact which gets them all fired up. The worst bite I had this year was on one of my palms which was a nightmare because not only did it itch, it drove the densely networked nerves in my hand crazy.

Relief: Over 40 Mosquito Bite Itch Relief Tips

My home remedy before I saw this was two dabs of gin at the location of the bite.

Statehood

Plotkin: Should Mayor Fenty be called a governor?
O'Malley: I often call him the governor of the New Columbia.
Fenty: He does, so that's a yes.

Rapist

Serial Rape Suspect's Trail Of Clues Leads to Violent End

Dusseau attempted to calm the man by complimenting his flashy ride -- the truck with oversize rims and a clown face painted on the hood -- which he had parked in a handicapped spot in front of the police station.

Real inconspicuous Mr. Rapist.

*%#@

Cools!!!!!!

Old but funny as hell!

The Cooley Zone: Adventures in NFL drug testing

FRIDAY!!!

This is for the ladies.

Tryst is for nerds.

Land of the Laptop People

I pity the fool...

I know you're thinking "He leaves the blog blank all this time and then comes back with this?! #*@&!"

But you can't argue with the song.